Tencel Rib Micro Thong Black NEW VERSION Draft Do you want to look

Do you want to look like a total nerd that deserves to get shoved into lockers for multiple periods while crying for your parents on your first day at a new school after your Dad just got laid off from his job and you had to move in with your Mom’s eccentric family in Nebraska and everyone plays ice hockey and you can’t even ice skate and you love dungeons and dragons and no one at your new school likes dungeons and dragons and so they all call you a nerd and bully you

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“Gold filled” means these pieces are lined with a thick layer of gold that won’t tarnish or fade like gold-plated jewelry

-free size - one size fits all

Linen is pre-shrunk but these still might shrink down a hair if washed on hot

Tencel Rib Micro Thong Black NEW VERSION Draft Do you want to lookYou can wear this black thong to your grandma's funeral. Proving to her spirit that she was truly right when she said that you dress like a streetwalker. DETAILS: What is tencel? Tencel is a natural sustainable fabric that comes from Eucalyptus tree pulp. The wood pulp is processed into fiber, then yarn, then fabric. This process closed loop and environmentally friendly because it recycles water and reuses the solvent at a recovery rate of over 99%.